Chris: I wish somebody would give me a Valentine's Day card that says something besides "I hate you."
Drew: Well, if you want, you can have one of mine.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I thought getting his hand-me-downs was bad.
Chris: No, thank you.
Rochelle: Who gave you a card that said "I hate you"?
Chris: Oh, I don't know. It's just a stupid joke.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though I didn't like Caruso, I didn't think he deserved to be cursed out by my mother.