Adult Chris Quote #88
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Chris: I wish somebody would give me a Valentine's Day card that says something besides "I hate you."
Drew: Well, if you want, you can have one of mine.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I thought getting his hand-me-downs was bad.
Chris: No, thank you.
Rochelle: Who gave you a card that said "I hate you"?
Chris: Oh, I don't know. It's just a stupid joke.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though I didn't like Caruso, I didn't think he deserved to be cursed out by my mother.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my father wasn't romantic, he wasn't stupid, either. He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house. He could give my mother a card for any occasion. Happy Anniversary.
Rochelle: Aw, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] [o.s.] Happy Flag Day.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Happy Chanukah.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He used to keep candy under the bed, too, but the mice kept eating it.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even at school, Valentine's Day was a big deal, and it seemed like everybody was getting something except me.
Greg: Still a few days to go. We could still get a card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "If we weren't friends, I'd smack the hope out of you."
Quote from Chris
Chris: Hey, look, you got one, too. "Roses are red, violets are blue... Cupid hates your guts, and I do, too." Well, at this time he wrote a poem.