Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Chris: I wish somebody would give me a Valentine's Day card that says something besides "I hate you." Drew: Well, if you want, you can have one of mine. Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I thought getting his hand-me-downs was bad. Chris: No, thank you. Rochelle: Who gave you a card that said "I hate you"? Chris: Oh, I don't know. It's just a stupid joke. Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though I didn't like Caruso, I didn't think he deserved to be cursed out by my mother.