Michelle: Jesus Christ!
Erin: What is it?
Michelle: I just put my hand on its hole! Fuck this, let's just make James do it, the lazy bastard.
Erin: Totally.
Clare: Good idea. Where is James?

Geraldine: I hope you don't mind, your front door was open. Can you believe this bloody polar bear? We're at our wits end over at our place.
Sarah: It's desperate, so it is.
Deidre: [enters] Mary? Gerry?
Mary: 'mon in, Deidre, love, it's open.
Deidre: Can you credit this arsehole? He's going to hold this whole town hostage, you mark my words.
Sarah: He's an evil bastard, Deidre.

Deidre: Look, I just want to get my two back home if that's all right, Mary.
Geraldine: Aye, same here. You wouldn't mind getting Clare for me?
Mary: What are you talking about?
Gerry: Ssh! Listen.
Newscaster: A polar bear that escaped from Belfast Zoo this morning has been recaptured. A group of firefighters who were helping with the search discovered the animal close to the A6 between Belfast and Londonderry, feasting on a sheep carcass.
Sarah: Thank God for that.
Joe: I better leave Jim's gun back, so.
Mary: Michelle, James and Clare, did they tell you they were coming round here?
Deidre: Aye.
Geraldine: That's right.
Mary: The wee feckers!

Deidre: My Michelle's going to be wishing she was mauled to death by that thing when I get my hands on her.
Geraldine: I don't know what to do any more. I mean, they say that all teenagers are a bit rebellious but Clare's off the scale. She's basically a delinquent.
Sarah: Have you considered adoption, Geraldine?
Geraldine: She's 16, Sarah. Sure, she's past the cut-off.
News Presenter: [on TV] And finally, amazing scenes in The King's Hall this evening as the British pop sensations Take That play their first ever Northern Irish concert.
Mary: Look, girls, we just need some cold, hard proof they went to that concert. And then, by Christ, they won't know what's hit them.
[Gerry smiles as he watches the news footage of the girls at the front of the audience]