Sister Michael Quote #67
Quote from Sister Michael in Stranger on a Train
Tara: [on the phone] And I'd just generally like to be a bit more adventurous, you know? It's just all missionary, missionary, missionary. You know my friend Roisin? She told me her and Marty Collins get up to all sorts. She ties him up and everything. I'd love to do that. No, Conor, not tie you up. No, I mean I'd love to tie Marty Collins up. Oh, he's so hot.
Announcer: [over Tannoy] The next train from platform two will be the 9:40 from Londonderry to Portrush, calling at...
Clare: I think I'll head out to the platform.
Sister Michael: Good idea. Excuse me, madam.
Tara: Yeah.
Sister Michael: I must tell you I am shocked. Now, I know what you're going to say to me. You're going to say "It's none of my business," but... what cowboy is responsible for this soundproofing? It's atrocious. You need to speak to the lad who did our confessionals. They're great. There are fellas telling Father Peter where they stashed the murder weapon and the congregation is none the wiser. I'll drop his number in to you.
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‘Stranger on a Train’ Quotes
Quote from Granda Joe
Gerry: Why have you got a surfboard, Joe?
Joe: Jim across the road gave me the lend.
Gerry: I'll start again. What are you planning to do with the surfboard, Joe?
Joe: Surf. Something I always fancied doing, ever since I saw that film, the one where the lads try to catch thon big fish.
Gerry: What film is that?
Joe: You know, the big fish, the musical fish.
Gerry: The musical fish?
Joe: He hums a tune before he attacks people. They try to catch him but their boat's too wee.
Gerry: Are you talking about Jaws?
Joe: That's the one.
Gerry: Jaws made you want to take up surfing?
Joe: Aye.
Gerry: Grand so.
Quote from Ma Mary
News Anchor: [on TV] Ian Paisley and the DUP say they will not enter any kind of talks with Sinn Fein unless the IRA decommission all arms.
Aunt Sarah: I'm convinced they don't know where they are.
Gerry: What's that?
Aunt Sarah: The IRA. Well, after the ceasefire they've all this stuff just lying about, you know, their guns, their Semtex, their other bits and bobs, and there's nothing worse than clutter.
Mary: Exactly like Mammy's Toby jug collection.
Aunt Sarah: I was just thinking that, Mary.
Mary: I bagsed them all up, stored them somewhere safe, thought no more about them. Six months later Daddy wants to plant some seeds in John Wayne. Well, can I remember where I put them?
Gerry: Are you saying you think the IRA won't decommission because they've misplaced their balaclavas?
Mary: I mean, they'll turn up, I'm sure.
Gerry: The balaclavas?
Mary: The Toby jugs.
Quote from Aunt Sarah
Aideen: Well, I mean, there was someone once, but, he's married now, so.
Aunt Sarah: But not to you.
Aideen: Sure it's only what I deserve, after what happened. Isn't that what everybody thinks?
Mary: Is it?
Aideen: But sure, who hasn't made a mistake in their time, girls?
Aunt Sarah: Don't talk to me. I had a perm in '85 that made me look like Leo Sayer. Dark days. Very dark days.