Michelle Quote #43
Quote from Michelle in Episode Five
Michelle: Look, I just wanted to say, while there's obviously something between us...
Emmett: There is?
Michelle: ...the physical thing isn't really working for me yet.
Emmett: Right.
Michelle: I'm not saying you won't grow on me, you're not a bad looking lad.
Emmett: Thank you.
Michelle: But the ginger element... Well, I've sort of got a borderline phobia.
Emmett: I'm not ginger.
Michelle: There's a tinge of it. And while I can't say it won't be a struggle, I'm willing to try.
Emmett: Great.
Michelle: Even though it sort of turns my stomach.
Derry Girls Quotes
‘Episode Five’ Quotes
Quote from James
James: Why doesn't someone just call the police?
Erin: Cos that's not how things work around here, James.
James: Well, how do things work here? How do they work? Will one of you please explain it to me, because sometimes I feel like I've gone through the fucking looking glass!
Clare: Calm down, James.
Michelle: Aye, don't be such a dick, James.
Quote from Granda Joe
Gerry: Joe, it's all just a bit trickier today. There are so many roadblocks up, there are so many diversions, and, you know, I drive for a living.
Joe: He says this like it's something to be proud of.
Gerry: Look, we just need to get out of this place as quickly and as quietly as possible.
Joe: You know what age I am, boy? You know how many of these parades I've lived through? You think I don't realise how quickly a situation can turn? Do you think I would do anything to put my family at risk?
Gerry: No. Of course not. I'm sorry.
Jim: Aye.
[cut to Joe's car stuck in the middle of the Orange Order parade:]
Joe: What are you looking at, you tangerine tool?!
Quote from Ma Mary
Mary: Already? It's started already?
Gerry: I think it's just a rehearsal, love.
Mary: They've been playing the same three songs since 1795. What do they need to rehearse for?