Clare Quote #69
Clare: Well, hello, Coco. [looks around and sees all the people in clown costumes] No!
Erin: Clare, what is going on?!
Michelle: She's lezzie hunting, that's what's going on.
Orla: I love lezzie hunting.
Clare: There's hundreds of them!
James: That's good, isn't it?
Clare: Not hundreds of lesbians, James, hundreds of clowns! There's clowns to the left of me, clowns to the right! It's like a clown shop!
Erin: Or a circus.
Clare: It's not the time for semantics!
Michelle: We need to go, Clare. Now. Come on.
Clare: What about Laurie?
Michelle: Fuck Laurie. We're going to meet the actual Fatboy Slim!
Clare: Not without my lezzie!
Derry Girls Quotes
‘Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Erin
Clare: It is sort of your fault, James. You tore the tickets up.
Erin: What the hell were you thinking?
James: I don't know. I was high on adrenaline. Anyway, what does it matter? I was never gonna win that fight. The man's the size of a wardrobe.
Erin: But you're English, James. About five of you managed to colonise half the planet, so, you know, we thought you might have something up your sleeve.
James: Well, I didn't.
Quote from Clare
Erin: Why don't you just tell her?
Clare: Because it's pathetic, Erin.
Laurie: Hi, there.
Clare: Hi, I'm a lesbian!
Laurie: Congratulations.
Clare: Thank you.
Laurie: How many of you are there?
Clare: Just me. Just the one lesbian. The rest of them are straight.
Quote from Orla
Erin: Ach, I just love Halloween. It's the one night of the year that Protestants and Catholics set aside their political and religious differences and just come together...
Orla: And fight ghosts.
Erin: No, Orla.