Erin: You should tell her, Clare.
Clare: Tell her what?
Orla: That you're a lezzie too.
Clare: That's enough!
Erin: This could be your big chance.
Clare: My big chance?
Erin: Well, have you ever even met another lezzie?
Clare: Stop saying lezzie! Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I see every other gay woman as a potential suitor.
Michelle: Aye, keep saying things like "suitor", Clare. That'll help you off-load the old virginity.