Chris Pratt Quotes

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  • Andy Dwyer - Parks and Recreation Andy Dwyer - Parks and Recreation

    Parks and Recreation centers on Leslie Knope, a mid-level bureaucrat in the parks department of the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana, who is determined to use her position to improve the lives of the town's residents.

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Parks and Recreation: Andy Dwyer Quotes

Quote from Flu Season

Andy: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

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Quote from Save JJ's

Ben: Now you said your new landlord didn't give you a chance to counter. Who is it?
JJ: It was a company with a weird-sounding name. Hang on.
Andy: Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia? I'd love to take that bastard down.

Quote from The Comeback Kid

Leslie Knope: Ron, how's the stage coming?
Ron Swanson: Well, since we had to jettison the bulk of the wood, this is the biggest I could make it.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. Good lord, what happened to the rest of my face?
Andy: We had to "Jetsons" most of the poster too, but I kind of like it, 'cause windows are the eyes to the house.