Woody Quote #800
Quote from Woody in Ill-Gotten Gaines
Sam: Woody, you know, it's none of my business, but I think you ought to stand up to Mr. Gaines right now, or he's gonna be walking all over you the rest of your life.
Woody: Well, I'd like to stand up to him, Sam, but he scares me.
Sam: Well, I know. He's a pretty intimidating guy. But you know the way around that is you figure out what you're gonna say, get it in your head all straight, then you go over there and you tell him.
Woody: Well, what would you say, Sam?
Sam: Me? Oh. Well, I don't know. Something like, uh, you know, "I'm disappointed in you. You should be ashamed of yourself, you know. Things are gonna be different from now on. You're gonna give me the respect that I deserve."
Woody: Yeah, I always thought I did respect you, Sam. Maybe I was wrong.
Sam: Tell you what, why-why don't we, uh, why don't we drive over there and-and you can rehearse what you're gonna say on the way, all right?
Woody: Well, I suppose if I don't, I'll have to listen to another lecture about how I don't respect you.
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‘Ill-Gotten Gaines’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Mr. Gaines: Oh, it's, uh, nothing important. Just, uh, some silly forms giving me power of attorney over all of your affairs. You see, the Gaines estate is wide and varied. And now that you're married to Kelly, you're part of that estate.
Woody: I'm not sure I understand all this.
Mr. Gaines: Oh, let me put it in Hanover-ese, Woody. You know how a turkey, when, uh, it feeds at the trough, will eat until it dies? Well, these forms give me the right now that you're feeding at the Gaines trough to pull your head away if I think you're gonna choke.
Woody: Well, turkeys don't choke, Mr. Gaines, they explode. Well, the one clue you get is you... You hear this hissing sound just before they blow. Now, you hear a turkey hissing, head for the hills. Turkey shrapnel can kill you.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Uh, there must be some mistake here. Uh, you've got me sitting at the kiddie table.
Sam: Um, no, no, uh, no mistake Cliff. Uh, we all decided that you're the only one that we trust being an adult supervisor.
Cliff: Ah, well, that's another bowl of stuffing, then, Sammy. I'll be proud to watch the little tykes. So, kiddies I ever tell you about the first Thanksgiving? Yeah, it took place, uh, between the ancient Egyptians and astronauts from a distant galaxy.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Well, you guys lucked out. You get to spend you Thanksgiving with the Tortellis. Hide your valuables. Hey kids, park it over there.
Rebecca: Carla, why'd you only bring three of your kids?
Carla: Well, we have this kind of Thanksgiving tradition at our home. You see, at noon I set them out on the curb. Then the various men they've come to know as "Dad" drive by, and who's ever left comes with me.