Frasier Quote #665
Quote from Frasier in Teaching with the Enemy
Lilith: Frasier? I need to speak with you in private.
Frasier: Oh, no, you don't. I want everyone here to hear what I've got to say to you. Lilith, I realize that it is I and not you who are to blame. Whatever you've done, I'm sure I gave you ample reason for it. I've been arrogant, overbearing, selfish, self-absorbed. I've spent way too much time in this place.
Lilith: I really think we should go somewhere else to discuss this.
Frasier: No, Lilith, so you had a fling? So what? I've put all that behind me. I forgive you. And I- I take you back with open arms.
Lilith: I'm sorry, Frasier. I wanted to break it off with Dr. Pascal, but I'm afraid it's more serious than I thought. I think I'm in love with him. And I'm leaving you. [exits]
Frasier: Oh, this is twice today that I publicly made a fool of myself.
Cliff: Oh, you get used to it, Doc.
Cheers Quotes
‘Teaching with the Enemy’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Frasier: I want you all to know... I'm not blaming her. It's because of me that my life is in the arms of another man.
Woody: Uh, well, you mean "wife," don't you, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: What?
Woody: You said "life." "It's because of me my life is in the arms of another man."
Cliff: Oh, that's a- That's a Freudian slip there, Woody.
Woody: What's a Freudian slip?
Cliff: Oh, that's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Just give me a minute to, uh, to brace myself. Uh, I know, I'll simply imagine the worst thing you could possibly tell me, and whatever your news is, it will pale by comparison. In fact, whatever it is, it... It'll be a relief. Okay, okay, uh... What is the worst thing I can imagine? All right, I've got it. Lilith, your news, please.
Lilith: This afternoon, in a moment of extreme weakness I cheated on you.
Frasier: That was it! That was the worst thing!
Lilith: Try to remain calm.
Frasier: How can I remain calm when you tell me you slept with another man?! You slut!
Quote from Frasier
Lilith: This is a very serious matter, Frasier.
Frasier: Yes, it is serious, Lilith. However, I will refrain from indulging in cliched reactions: rage, the crying, the screaming, the hurling of epithets: Tramp, whore, slut, floozy, bitch, ad infinitum.
Lilith: You did call me slut.
Frasier: Yes, but I didn't call you a tramp, whore, floozy or bitch. I have too much respect for you even though you have been a slut.