Frasier Quote #633
Quote from Frasier in Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real
Frasier: If I may interject, I think you've all seen too many Godfather movies.
Woody: I agree. Should have stopped at two.
Frasier: That notwithstanding, I don't think we should run off in a panic here. Don't you see what we're doing? We're stereotyping these people and letting our irrational fears convince us that they intend to do us bodily harm in some cold-blooded fashion. Now, with that said, I will bid you all a fond adieu for a couple of weeks. Lilith, Frederick and I are going on vacation.
Lilith: What are you talking about?
Frasier: Oh, don't you remember that trip we talked about, dear?
Lilith: We didn't plan a trip.
Frasier: Oh, it'll all come back to you in the cab. Let's go. Come on.
Lilith: But I need my briefcase.
Frasier: No, leave it, woman! Move!
‘Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Sam: Come on. It's a golden opportunity. We can win this time. We can steal all of Gary's best ideas and use 'em against this new guy. And you remember how Gary's always going first? We can learn from that. We can move first ourselves.
Frasier: Very good, Sam. As that famous prankster Santayana once said, "Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it."
Woody: You got that right, Doctor Crane. Back in high school I was condemned to repeat History three times. By the way, the same goes for Mathematics.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Boy, every time I set foot in this place, it gives me the creeps.
All: Norm!
Cliff: How do they know you in here?
Norm: Hey, Sammy closes on Christmas morning. Okay?
Quote from Sam
Carla: [phone rings] Must be the agent. Hello?
Sam: Carla, hi!
Carla: Sam?
Sam: How you doing?
Carla: Terrible! We're stuck out here in the middle of nowhere, waiting for someone to pick us up.
Sam: You're all alone?
Carla: Yeah, for about 200 miles.
Sam: Wow! Is it cold?
Carla: Yeah, Sam, I'm cold. I'm freezing. I'm thinking about hugging Clavin.
Sam: Boy, what a shame. Hey, listen, honey, you remember, uh, last Halloween when you guys pulled that hilarious stunt on me making me think that Gary was dead and that I was responsible for it?
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Well... gotcha!