Cliff Quote #707
Quote from Cliff in A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff
Twitchell: But, uh, you can't escape the fact that starting tomorrow, we all have to wear the new uniforms. No exceptions.
Cliff: Oh, yeah? Well, this is what I think of the new uniforms. [rips up letter]
Twitchell: Oh, come on, now. It's not as bad as that. You haven't even seen them yet.
Cliff: That's right, and I don't want to. As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't exist.
This is the uniform that made me want to become a postal worker. And this is the uniform I'm sticking to.
Carla: You wouldn't have that problem if you washed it once in a while.
Twitchell: You know, this is insubordination, Clavin. I got no choice but to report you to the supervisor.
Cliff: I don't care if you do. There comes a time in every man's life when he's got to show his manhood, put his cards on the table. [Twitchell exits]
Carla: Can we just see the cards?
‘A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: Uh, can I help you?
Henderson: Do you have a Clavin here?
Carla: Yeah, but it hasn't been flushing right lately.
Quote from Frasier
Woody: There's something different about Dr. Sternin-Crane. I can't put my finger on it. Is it her hair?
Norm: Woody.
Woody: No, no. I'll- l'll get it. Her dress? Oh, I've got it, her husband's growing a beard.
Frasier: Did I hear someone mention my beard? That's right, Woody. A beard, the ultimate manifestation of masculinity. Testosterone surging through my face! Every red-blooded man's birthright: hair on his chin. I don't know why I didn't do this before.
Lilith: Because I wouldn't let you.
Frasier: Oh, yes. That's right. It all comes back to me now.
Quote from Carla
Rebecca: Sam, I've been in there thinking about Russell. I mean, what's wrong with somebody paying attention to me? I mean, so he loves me, is that a crime? I'm gonna go talk to him. Somebody cover for me.
Carla: Cover for what? You don't do anything around here.
Rebecca: Ha-ha. [exits]
Carla: Seriously, what does she do around here anyway?