Lilith Quote #170
Quote from Lilith in One Hugs, the Other Doesn't
Nanny G: Well, my, my, my, oh, my. Well, I was going to start by singing "The Doodle Bug Song." [applause] Thank you. Thank you. But instead, I want to begin by singing a very special song for a very wonderful boy. [sings] The first time Ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes And the moon
Lilith: Why is she looking directly at you?
Frasier: She isn't looking at me. She's looking in the general direction of our loving family.
Lilith: I think she's singing the song to you, Frasier.
Frasier: Oh, you're being paranoid. She's singing a lovely song to a two-year-old child.
Nanny G: [sings] The first time Ever I lay with you
Lilith: All right! That's it! Stop the music! Leave my man alone!
Nanny G: I'm sorry, I can't help it. Frasier, I've never stopped loving you.
Lilith: Well, maybe this'll help!
Norm: Girl fight! Girl fight!
Frasier: You know, I'm going to suffer for this tomorrow, but today, right now, this exact moment, I'm the happiest man on Earth.
‘One Hugs, the Other Doesn't’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Pretty good eats, huh, Norm?
Norm: Not bad for a two-year-old. l, myself, have been enjoying these teeny little tuna fish sandwiches shaped like tiny little dinosaurs.
Cliff: Yeah, quite ironic actually, uh, seeing as how tuna, known in Latin as Pisces middayicus roughly translated as "lunch fish" was, uh, was not a contemporary of the, uh, prehistoric reptilian land wanderers.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Oh, I know what Lilith's going through. When I was in high school, I used to date this guy, Corky Pasavak. He was in drama class, but he, but he was still real macho. Anyway, one time he asked me to go to the movies, and when we were walking down the aisle... [voice breaking] we ran into his old girlfriend. I don't even know why I'm telling this story; I mean, I'll just end up... [quavering] getting a lump in my throat, trailing off... [sobbing] and bursting into tears. [wails] Not this time, damn you, not this time! [exits]
Norm: Well, I think that was a new record.
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: Oh, it's my first husband.
Frasier: Now, cut that out.
Lilith: Where's my son? Where's Frederick? Did you sell him to the gypsies so you could spend more time with Nanny G Spot?
Frasier: It was perfectly innocent.
Lilith: Oh, Frasier, let's just not talk about it. You say it was a youthful indiscretion, I'll take you at your word. I can do that because I'm secure within myself. I've also had a wee bit of Dewar's.