Woody Quote #715
Quote from Woody in No Rest for the Woody
Woody: Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
Sam: Woody, man, you look terrible!
Woody: Yeah, I came straight from the graveyard. This is the worst night yet.
Cliff: Why was that, there, Wood?
Woody: Well, a couple of guys called in sick, and then, uh, we couldn't seem to bury old Mrs. Jane Van Der Hooven, beloved wife and mother. It was like she didn't want to go down. First the backhoe broke, and we had to dig the hole by hand. And then the ground was frozen and, uh, broke the handle on the shovel. And then the coffin kept popping open. You- You never get used to that, Sam.
Sam: I don't suppose you do.
Woody: And then when we finally buried old Mrs. Jane Van Der Hooven, beloved wife and mother, there was, uh, this strange gurgling sound and... I knew it was probably just old Gus finishing his shake, but uh, you don't want to take chances on something like that. So, I had to dig her up and check it. What a night.
Sam: I don't think you're gonna make it, man. This job's gonna kill you.
Woody: Oh, Sam, I gotta earn enough money to pay for the ring. [sobbing] It helps to do that every now and then.
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Quote from Woody
Cliff: So, uh, Woodso, how much did your ring set you back?
Woody: Well, they say when you buy an engagement ring, you're supposed to spend the equivalent of six months salary, but it looked kind of naked without a diamond in it.
Norm: So how much we talking? Over a grand or what?
Woody: Well, the salesman said that it's bad luck for the couple to know how much the ring cost.
Sam: Woody, how are you gonna afford that on your salary?
Woody: Don't worry, Sam. I'm getting a night job.
Sam: You, you're gonna go do another job after you leave here at 2:30 in the morning?
Woody: Yep! Graveyard shift.
Sam: Where?
Woody: Graveyard, Sam. Gee whiz, say good night, Gracie.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Woody, I'm so glad you're here. Grandmother can't wait to meet you.
Woody: And I can't wait to meet her, Kelly Gaines.
Kelly: Is he okay?
Sam: Yeah, he's fine. He's just, uh, been working 24 hours a day for the past four days.
Kelly: Is that a lot? I'm not part of the work force.