Sam Quote #1569
Quote from Sam in Where Have All the Floorboards Gone?
Sam: Oh, I've never seen Kevin play that poorly before in my life.
Tim: What was he doin' out there?
Carla: I don't know. I mean, he wasn't even looking at the other players. He was just staring at the floor and moving his lips.
Norm: I think he was countin' the bolts on the floor.
Sam: No, come on. He wouldn't do that in the middle of a game.
Sam: Hey, look, they're gonna interview Kevin.
[on TV:]
Glen Ordway: This is Glen Ordway on the floor of the Garden. We're gonna see if we can catch Kevin McHale, ask him a couple of questions and find out exactly what went wrong out on the floor here tonight. Uh, here he comes right now. Uh, Kevin, can I ask you a couple of questions?
Kevin McHale: Hundred and nine, hundred and ten, hundred and eleven, hundred and twelve...
[back in the bar]
Carla: Now look what you've done! You have ruined him! You've ruined Kevin McHale! You took the scoring machine, one of Boston's greatest living sports legends and turned him into one of you!
Guys: [chant] Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin
‘Where Have All the Floorboards Gone?’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Woody: Well, how are we going to get in there, Sam? Don't they lock the Garden at night?
Cliff: Oh, hey, Woody, don't worry about those locks. We can get past any one of them, with my trusty Swiss Army Knife. [chuckles] Yeah, I got the big one with the, uh, tweezer-toothpick combo. Yeah.
Woody: That's a beauty, Mr. Clavin.
Cliff: Yeah, thanks, Woody. Yeah, every soldier in the Swiss Army owns one of these. That's why nobody messes with Switzerland. Yeah, I'd rather run buck naked through the neighborhood than be without this baby.
Norm: Why is that always the other option?
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: Frasier, I've got to run. I'm having my photograph taken for a new l.D. badge at the lab.
Rebecca: Are you gonna get your hair done for that?
Lilith: Why on earth should l?
Carla: Well, at least get the tension on that bun checked. I mean, if that baby goes, we're all dead.
Lilith: That hardly seems just coming from a woman whose hair has never seen a greasy pot it couldn't scrub clean.
Carla: Watch it, babe!
Rebecca: Ooh, I'm outta here.
Frasier: Now, now, girls, girls, there's no reason to insult each other. No matter how on the nose either of you might be.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Mornin', everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: Hey, what's goin' on, Normie?
Norm: It's my birthday, Sammy. Give me a beer, stick a candle in it. And I'll blow out my liver.