Frasier Quote #567
Quote from Frasier in Where Have All the Floorboards Gone?
Lilith: Frasier? I've just come from the beauty salon. I asked them to do something a little different with my hair.
Frasier: Then you actually went through with it? My darling, I'm, I'm all anticipation. I've never seen you out, but with your by-now trademark chignon.
Lilith: Thus the change. [removes headscarf] What do you think, Frasier?
Frasier: It's hard to say. [laughs]
Lilith: You're laughing!
Frasier: [laughing] I'm sorry, dear. You're taking it all the wrong way. You see, it was just the initial reaction of seeing you different and you know, now that I look at it again, it's... [laughing]
Lilith: Stop laughing. You're hurting my feelings.
Frasier: I'm sorry. Your what? [Lilith runs out] No, no, darling, please, please. Look, give me another chance. Please. Another chance. Please! [Frasier laughs as Lilith turns around]
‘Where Have All the Floorboards Gone?’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Woody: Well, how are we going to get in there, Sam? Don't they lock the Garden at night?
Cliff: Oh, hey, Woody, don't worry about those locks. We can get past any one of them, with my trusty Swiss Army Knife. [chuckles] Yeah, I got the big one with the, uh, tweezer-toothpick combo. Yeah.
Woody: That's a beauty, Mr. Clavin.
Cliff: Yeah, thanks, Woody. Yeah, every soldier in the Swiss Army owns one of these. That's why nobody messes with Switzerland. Yeah, I'd rather run buck naked through the neighborhood than be without this baby.
Norm: Why is that always the other option?
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: Frasier, I've got to run. I'm having my photograph taken for a new l.D. badge at the lab.
Rebecca: Are you gonna get your hair done for that?
Lilith: Why on earth should l?
Carla: Well, at least get the tension on that bun checked. I mean, if that baby goes, we're all dead.
Lilith: That hardly seems just coming from a woman whose hair has never seen a greasy pot it couldn't scrub clean.
Carla: Watch it, babe!
Rebecca: Ooh, I'm outta here.
Frasier: Now, now, girls, girls, there's no reason to insult each other. No matter how on the nose either of you might be.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Mornin', everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: Hey, what's goin' on, Normie?
Norm: It's my birthday, Sammy. Give me a beer, stick a candle in it. And I'll blow out my liver.