Sam Quote #1559
Quote from Sam in Bar Wars V: The Final Judgment
Sam: Good morning!
Cliff: Morning, Sam. It's a dark day.
Sam: Oh, come on. You don't really believe that Gary's dead, do you? [gasps] Do you?
Frasier: I beg your pardon. You were there. You saw with your own eyes what happened.
Sam: This is Gary we're talking about. You can't trust him. Ever. He's pulling a stunt.
Carla: But the police and the coroner confirmed it, Sam.
Sam: Oh, no. No, he- he could've hired them to trick us.
Frasier: Sam, I realize that Gary's death is very traumatic for you and you're- you're obviously in denial.
Sam: No, I am not. I can't believe you guys. I'll tell you what. I'll believe he's dead as soon as they bury him.
Woody: [enters] Gary's funeral's at 2:00 this afternoon.
Sam: This is a good one. This is a good one.
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Rebecca: Sam, stop it. The game is over. A man is dead. You know, it's getting a little bit embarrassing.
Frasier: It's time for you to face the fact that Gary is dead. That you had a hand in his death. We all did. That's the end of it.
Sam: Yeah, maybe you're right. All right, I admit it. Waah-waah, he's dead. [laughs] Come on, you guys. Lookit, he's bluffing. I wonder how far he's really going to take this thing.
[later, at the wake in Gary's Olde Towne Tavern:]
Sam: I'll be he's not even in there. [opens coffin] Okay, so he's in there. I still think it's a trick. If he wants to stay in there and suffocate, it's fine with me; it's his funeral.
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Sam: He's gone. He's really gone.
Frasier: Gary had to go out of his way to prove it to you, but, yes, Sam, he's gone.
Sam: I feel like I've lost my best friend.
Carla: Having Gary around was, like, the one thing that always seemed to pull us together as a group.
Cliff: Yeah. Gary really brought out the best in us, huh?
Norm: No, Cliffie, he brought out the worst in us.
Paul: He will be missed.
Sam: Boy, I'll tell you, I've done a lot of things that I regret, but I'll never be able to make up for this one. You know, maybe it's time I stopped acting like an overgrown child. I mean, a man is dead because I did not have the maturity to know when to stop. Never thought I'd say this, but I miss Gary. He's a he's a true friend.
Frasier: That would have made a better eulogy than "Get out of there, Gary."