Sam: Good morning!
Cliff: Morning, Sam. It's a dark day.
Sam: Oh, come on. You don't really believe that Gary's dead, do you? [gasps] Do you?
Frasier: I beg your pardon. You were there. You saw with your own eyes what happened.
Sam: This is Gary we're talking about. You can't trust him. Ever. He's pulling a stunt.
Carla: But the police and the coroner confirmed it, Sam.
Sam: Oh, no. No, he- he could've hired them to trick us.
Frasier: Sam, I realize that Gary's death is very traumatic for you and you're- you're obviously in denial.
Sam: No, I am not. I can't believe you guys. I'll tell you what. I'll believe he's dead as soon as they bury him.
Woody: [enters] Gary's funeral's at 2:00 this afternoon.
Sam: This is a good one. This is a good one.