Cliff Quote #672
Quote from Cliff in Bar Wars V: The Final Judgment
Frasier: Trick or treat, everyone. Well, rather than let Freddy have all the fun, we decided to get dressed up, too.
Norm: Who are you guys supposed to be?
Lilith: See, Frasier, I told you they wouldn't know.
Frasier: Well, I'm Dante Gabriel Rossetti!
Lilith: And I'm his sister, Christina. The Rossettis are our favorite figures from the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood.
Cliff: Oh, yeah. The Pre-Raphaelites.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: Yeah, a group of 19th century artists and writers who held an almost-childlike submission to nature.
Lilith: That's very good, Cliff. How would you ever come to know that?
Cliff: Ah, I came across it at the library.
Norm: Yeah, going through art books looking for paintings of naked babes, huh?
Cliff: Really liked 'em fat back then, didn't they?
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‘Bar Wars V: The Final Judgment’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: Freddy is, of course, bedecked in the garb of superhero crime fighter Spider-Man.
Lilith: Interestingly, Spider-Man acquired his supernatural powers from the bite of a radioactive spider. I tried to explain to Frederick what would happen if one were really bitten by a radioactive spider, but he just cried.
Quote from Sam
Rebecca: Sam, stop it. The game is over. A man is dead. You know, it's getting a little bit embarrassing.
Frasier: It's time for you to face the fact that Gary is dead. That you had a hand in his death. We all did. That's the end of it.
Sam: Yeah, maybe you're right. All right, I admit it. Waah-waah, he's dead. [laughs] Come on, you guys. Lookit, he's bluffing. I wonder how far he's really going to take this thing.
[later, at the wake in Gary's Olde Towne Tavern:]
Sam: I'll be he's not even in there. [opens coffin] Okay, so he's in there. I still think it's a trick. If he wants to stay in there and suffocate, it's fine with me; it's his funeral.
Quote from Sam
Sam: He's gone. He's really gone.
Frasier: Gary had to go out of his way to prove it to you, but, yes, Sam, he's gone.
Sam: I feel like I've lost my best friend.
Carla: Having Gary around was, like, the one thing that always seemed to pull us together as a group.
Cliff: Yeah. Gary really brought out the best in us, huh?
Norm: No, Cliffie, he brought out the worst in us.
Paul: He will be missed.
Sam: Boy, I'll tell you, I've done a lot of things that I regret, but I'll never be able to make up for this one. You know, maybe it's time I stopped acting like an overgrown child. I mean, a man is dead because I did not have the maturity to know when to stop. Never thought I'd say this, but I miss Gary. He's a he's a true friend.
Frasier: That would have made a better eulogy than "Get out of there, Gary."