Sam Quote #1471
Quote from Sam in Cheers Has Chilli
Sam: Hey, Fras, Lilith. Get you a drink?
Frasier: No, Sam, we are not here for libation this day. We are here for the grand opening of Rebecca's tearoom.
Sam: Oh, yeah? Yeah? What, you gonna go back there and, uh, make fun of her?
Frasier: No, we're- We're going to go have some tea.
Sam: Oh, yeah, yeah, then you're, what? You're gonna spit it on the floor and laugh at her?
Frasier: We're just going to order it and drink it down.
Sam: Well, what's funny about that?
Frasier: We're not trying to be funny. We're just here for some tea. Is that so hard to believe?
Sam: Yeah, seein' how she's been open all day, and you're the first customers. [chuckles]
Lilith: Oh, well, maybe the word hasn't gotten out yet. Although, she did send us this lovely invitation hand-calligraphed on a lace doily. Didn't anyone else get one of these? [the guys throw paper airplanes at Lilith] Very funny. Could have put someone's eye out, you know. [they do it again] Let's go, Frasier.
Cheers Quotes
‘Cheers Has Chilli’ Quotes
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Now you'll notice on the menu that we have a a wide selection of sandwiches and delectables, and, uh, many, many varieties of tea. So, what can I get you?
Frasier: Just some tea, please.
Rebecca: That's it? Just tea? Well, perhaps I could tempt you with some tiny little sandwiches or fresh biscuits? Scones?
Lilith: We're both watching our diets, so two pots of Orange Pekoe would be lovely.
Frasier: Hon, maybe we should split a pot.
Rebecca: Well, per- Perhaps one of my slightly more expensive herbal teas?
Frasier: Uh, no, thank you.
Rebecca: [scoffs] You guys cannot just have tea. Tea is a loss leader. I lose money just boiling the water. And, Lilith, look. [blows through lips] You are hardly fat. You are borderline anorexic. Just pig out! Order some strawberry tarts.
Lilith: Strawberries make me break out.
Rebecca: Well, at least that will put a little color in your face.
Lilith: Perhaps we won't have anything at all.
Rebecca: Fine! I don't really care. Get out! Thanks for coming. Tell all your friends.
Quote from Cliff
Norm: What are you doing, Cliff?
Cliff: What? Well, I'm, uh, leaving a tip there for Carla.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: Yeah, one of the oldest bar tricks in the book there, Normie. Look, you see I filled the glass with water. I'm gonna invert it on top of this dollar bill. Put it on the bar, right? Looks... Looks, uh, empty now, doesn't it?
Norm: Mm-hmm.
Cliff: Well, watch what happens when she comes to get her tip. Fasten your seat belts and wait for the fun to begin.
Carla: Oh.
[Carla inverts the glass, takes the note and then throws the water in Cliff's face]
Carla: Thanks for the tip, Cliff.
Cliff: Uh, joke's still on her. She's the one that's got to mop up all this mess. [Carla wipes Cliff's face with the mop] Thank you, Carla. Your apology's accepted.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Quick, Normie, turn on the Weather Channel.
Norm: You know, I wonder if that sentence has ever been spoken before.