Sam: Hey, Fras, Lilith. Get you a drink?
Frasier: No, Sam, we are not here for libation this day. We are here for the grand opening of Rebecca's tearoom.
Sam: Oh, yeah? Yeah? What, you gonna go back there and, uh, make fun of her?
Frasier: No, we're- We're going to go have some tea.
Sam: Oh, yeah, yeah, then you're, what? You're gonna spit it on the floor and laugh at her?
Frasier: We're just going to order it and drink it down.
Sam: Well, what's funny about that?
Frasier: We're not trying to be funny. We're just here for some tea. Is that so hard to believe?
Sam: Yeah, seein' how she's been open all day, and you're the first customers. [chuckles]
Lilith: Oh, well, maybe the word hasn't gotten out yet. Although, she did send us this lovely invitation hand-calligraphed on a lace doily. Didn't anyone else get one of these? [the guys throw paper airplanes at Lilith] Very funny. Could have put someone's eye out, you know. [they do it again] Let's go, Frasier.