Woody Quote #632
Quote from Woody in It's a Wonderful Wife
Henri: Ah, Woody. Let's hurry and take your picture. I have plans, huh?
Woody: Oh, yeah, I know. You want to steal my girlfriend.
Henri: No. I could never take Kelly away from you. Why, just this morning, Kelly was telling me how much she loves you.
Woody: Really?
Henri: Yes. It got so annoying, I almost had to kick her out of the shower.
Woody: Is that a joke?
Henri: Ah! But of course. [Woody laughs] Are you ready?
Woody: Yeah, I- I just shaved. How's my face look?
Henri: Mm, as smooth as your girlfriend Kelly's bottom.
Woody: Is that a joke?
Henri: [laughs] But of course it is. You have to shave much closer. [laughs] Where is this, uh, this, uh, American sense of humor I've heard so much about? Uh, bring me a soda and pay for it, Woody.
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Quote from Lilith
Lilith: I always have such trouble trying to figure out what to get Frasier for his birthday.
Sam: Mm-hmm.
Lilith: Do you think perhaps he'd like a photograph of me?
Sam: Why? I mean... Of course he would. Why would any man not want a picture of his wife?
Henri: I agree. A picture of you is what every man wants. May I have the honor of taking it?
Lilith: Well, perhaps. But I must warn you. I've had bad luck with photographers. It seems they always overexpose the film, and I come out looking white as a ghost.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood.
Quote from John Allen Hill
Norm: Hey, do you want to tell me why you fired Vera?
John: Who are you?
Norm: I'm her husband, Norm.
John: Oh, yes. I didn't recognize you without a bar growing out of your chest.