Quote from Woody in It's a Wonderful Wife
Henri: Ah, Woody. Let's hurry and take your picture. I have plans, huh? Woody: Oh, yeah, I know. You want to steal my girlfriend. Henri: No. I could never take Kelly away from you. Why, just this morning, Kelly was telling me how much she loves you. Woody: Really? Henri: Yes. It got so annoying, I almost had to kick her out of the shower. Woody: Is that a joke? Henri: Ah! But of course. [Woody laughs] Are you ready? Woody: Yeah, I- I just shaved. How's my face look? Henri: Mm, as smooth as your girlfriend Kelly's bottom. Woody: Is that a joke? Henri: [laughs] But of course it is. You have to shave much closer. [laughs] Where is this, uh, this, uh, American sense of humor I've heard so much about? Uh, bring me a soda and pay for it, Woody.