Frasier Quote #476
Quote from Frasier in Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
Sam: Got a little problem here. l, uh, called to get approval on your credit card here, and they told me it was stolen.
Frasier: Well that's utterly ludicrous, Sam.
Sam: Well, yeah, that's what I told them, but they- they insisted that it is stolen.
Frasier: Yes, I- I knocked myself over the head and stole my own credit card. That's brilliant, Sam. Who would ever suspect me?
Sam: I'm not kidding here. You know, they're very serious about their rules. They told me that I have to cut this up.
Frasier: You wouldn't, Sam!
Sam: I don't want to, no! Tell you what. Um, why don't l, uh, run a tab, huh?
Frasier: Well, I don't need a tab. It's a perfectly good card!
Sam: Well, why don't I just, uh? This is on the house, all right?
Frasier: Oh, fine! Now you're adding insult to injury! Well, I don't take charity! Just give me back my card!
‘Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Oh, here's Sam.
Carla: Oh, come on, Sammy. Hey, Sammy. Sammy, open up. It's freezing!
Sam: Hey, what are you guys standing around for? How come somebody didn't let you in?
Carla: I left my keys home.
Sam: Oh, no, I was counting on yours.
Rebecca: I left mine in the office. Hurry up! It's cold!
Sam: Well, how are we gonna get in here?
Norm: 'Morning, everybody.
All: Norm! [keys jangling]
Norm: Sorry I'm late. [enters]
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Sorry I took so long getting here this morning.
Frasier: Sam, you know, this is the fourth time this week that you've been late. As a responsible businessman and the owner of this bar, you owe it to yourself to stick to a more responsible schedule, you know.
Cliff: Absolutely. If the post office ran its business the way you run yours... Never mind.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Sam, I am not asking you. I'm telling you! Give me back my card!
Sam: Don't take that tone of voice with me!
Man: Frasier, can I help? I have a card that works.
Frasier: Oh shut up, you Skinnerian baboon!