Sam Quote #1369

Quote from Sam in Rebecca Redux

Earl: Sam, did you send this poor little lady out here to fire me?
Sam: No. [off Earl's look] All right, I could never lie to you, Earl. Yes. Yes. But don't you see? Rebecca's our friend, and she needs the job, and I can't afford to hire both of you. I'm sure you can go out and get a job someplace.
Earl: Well, of course I can, Sam. I just wish you had told me to my face instead of handling it this way. I'm... I'm a little disappointed in you.
Sam: Please don't say that.
Earl: I'm more than happy to step aside. I understand the importance of loyalty. You know, I always believe that the only way to run a business or a friendship or, hell, a life, is through loyalty and commitment to other people.
Rebecca: Gee, that's just what my father always used to say.
Earl: Ah. Your father was right, missy. Hey, why don't you pick up a phone and give him a call? Well, so long, everybody.
All: Bye! Bye, Earl! Good-bye!

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