Sam Quote #1334
Quote from Sam in Cry Harder
Jim Montgomery: Mr. Malone. Glad I caught up with you. The board of directors is anxious to reward you for saving our corporation.
Cliff: Saving the corporation?
Sam: Uh, well, uh, thanks. Why don't you just send me a calendar or something?
Jim Montgomery: Oh, no, no. Sam, you're being much too modest. We know you've been trying to buy back this bar for some time now, and we've decided that as a token of our gratitude, the least we can do is sell it to you at a reduced price.
Sam: You're kidding. How much?
Jim Montgomery: $1.00. Take it or leave it.
Sam: This bar? I give you a dollar, and this bar is mine?
Jim Montgomery: That's right, Mr. Malone. No catch.
Sam: I can't believe this. This bar is mine. All I have to do is give you... Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot! [to the guys] Hey, give me a dollar, huh?
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‘Cry Harder’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Norm: Hey, Wood, you see the paper?
Woody: Nah. I don't read the paper anymore. It's too depressing.
Frasier: Many people feel that way, Woody.
Woody: Yeah, I mean, Lucy's always pulling the football away from Charlie Brown. The Lockhorns are always fighting. Henry still doesn't have a mouth.
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Hey, Woody. I'll have a nice, tall iced tea.
Woody: Yeah, just a second, Dr. Crane. I got to take a couple aspirin. I got a splitting headache.
Frasier: You know, there's a school of thought that suggests that all physical pain... Headache, earache, stomachache, what have you...
Woody: A headache. Pay attention.
Frasier: Thank you. Anyway, these people say that those pains are merely physical manifestations of some deeper trauma, either psychological, emotional, or spiritual. See, suppose you just relax and try to remember the very thing you were thinking when the headache first started. Then we may be able to get to the root of the problem.
Woody: All right. Well, I was standing here and I was thinking about how when I was a little kid, I was the only kid in my town who didn't have a bicycle.
Frasier: OK. Go on.
Woody: I mean, all the other kids had one. Why not me?
Frasier: Excellent...
Woody: And then I bent down real fast to pick up a napkin... [clonk] Ohh! I hit my head again! So what do you think it is, Dr. Crane?
[Frasier takes a couple of aspirin himself]
Quote from Norm
Norm: Rebecca, they do not fry people for insider trading.
Rebecca: What if they do, Norm? What if they do? I mean, I love that man, and I am just about ready to lose him. Have you ever thought about what it would be like to be without Vera for 20 years?
Norm: Oh, my God.
Rebecca: You see? You'd miss Vera.
Norm: I thought you said beer.