Frasier Quote #409
Quote from Frasier in 50-50 Carla
Woody: Hey, guys. Here I go. Off to my dress rehearsal. [chuckles] Dress rehearsal. What bitter irony.
Frasier: Now listen, Woody, when you take off your clothes on that stage, it's not exhibitionism. You are becoming a part of the rich heritage of the theater. You're joining a continuum that stretches back from Shakespeare to the Greeks to the Romans and all the way back into the endless mists of time.
Woody: Gee, I never thought about it that way, Dr. Crane.
Sam: Really? I had.
Woody: Well, maybe I am making too much of this. You know, it's not like they're forcing us to take our clothes off. In fact, the director said that we only have to take our clothes off if the spirit moves us.
Frasier: Well, what's your problem? You know, we are, after all, born naked, Woody. And it's man's natural state. I mean, you and I are both naked underneath our clothes.
Woody: Dr. Crane, you're a married man. [exits]
Frasier: Perhaps I'd do better to have a little chat with this gentleman here. [touches the statue of Tecumseh]
Cheers Quotes
‘50-50 Carla’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Rebecca: How do you feel about doing that nude scene?
Woody: What are you talking about, Ms. Howe?
Rebecca: The nude scene. I was in a production of Hair when I was in college. There is this very famous scene where everybody takes off their clothes.
Woody: Come on, Ms. Howe, it's not like I just fell off the turnip truck. That happened years ago. Now back then, I might have believed this nude scene business. Actually, I guess I would have believed anything after being dragged 300 yards down a gravel road into a rosebush.
Frasier: Jeez, Woody, do you have any fond memories of childhood that you can cling to?
Woody: The roses smelled nice.
Quote from Carla
Carla: I don't care what she says. I know in my heart that I did the right thing. Besides, I still got 25,000 bucks.
Sam: Yeah.
Carla: I mean, that can buy a lot of things, you know?
Sam: Yeah, you bet. You know, I'm proud of you, too. So what are you going to buy first?
Carla: A big, expensive car, so the next time I see her, I can run the slut down.
Quote from Woody
Sam: Got any Michelob down there, Woody?
Woody: Checking, Sam.
[When Woody stands up he's wearing suspenders over his shirtless chest]
Norm: Wood, how much longer are you going to keep this up?
Woody: Till I get used to it. Dr. Crane says if I can get undressed a little bit at a time in a place where I feel safe and secure, then pretty soon, I can get naked anywhere.
Sam: You're making progress, huh, Wood?
Woody: Well, you bet. I mean, I'm still scared, cold, and self-conscious as all get-out, but I did pick up an extra 50 in tips.