Carla Quote #925
Quote from Carla in 50-50 Carla
Sam: Hey, come here, listen. $50,000 is a lot of money. You sure you don't want to split that with your best pal?
Carla: Oh, you mean Gloria? Look, it's her own fault. If she'd been here two minutes ago, she'd have got a free beer.
Frasier: Carla, we were all witnesses when you gave your word of honor that you'd split anything he left you 50-50.
Carla: My word of honor? If you don't shut up, I'll split you 50-50.
Frasier: Now, Carla, you're getting defensive. I have a feeling that maybe deep down inside, you're beginning to feel a little bit guilty.
Carla: Hey, look, if I feel guilty, it's my business.
Frasier: Well, all right, suit yourself. It's the worst thing a person can do, keep guilt inside. It has an insidious way of bringing itself to the surface.
Carla: Sure, what do you think's going to happen... Suddenly I'm going to come down with a severe case of the shakes? [Carla's arm shakes]
Frasier: Yes, exactly my point.
Carla: Well, I did it on purpose, you quack.
Cheers Quotes
‘50-50 Carla’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Rebecca: How do you feel about doing that nude scene?
Woody: What are you talking about, Ms. Howe?
Rebecca: The nude scene. I was in a production of Hair when I was in college. There is this very famous scene where everybody takes off their clothes.
Woody: Come on, Ms. Howe, it's not like I just fell off the turnip truck. That happened years ago. Now back then, I might have believed this nude scene business. Actually, I guess I would have believed anything after being dragged 300 yards down a gravel road into a rosebush.
Frasier: Jeez, Woody, do you have any fond memories of childhood that you can cling to?
Woody: The roses smelled nice.
Quote from Carla
Carla: I don't care what she says. I know in my heart that I did the right thing. Besides, I still got 25,000 bucks.
Sam: Yeah.
Carla: I mean, that can buy a lot of things, you know?
Sam: Yeah, you bet. You know, I'm proud of you, too. So what are you going to buy first?
Carla: A big, expensive car, so the next time I see her, I can run the slut down.
Quote from Woody
Sam: Got any Michelob down there, Woody?
Woody: Checking, Sam.
[When Woody stands up he's wearing suspenders over his shirtless chest]
Norm: Wood, how much longer are you going to keep this up?
Woody: Till I get used to it. Dr. Crane says if I can get undressed a little bit at a time in a place where I feel safe and secure, then pretty soon, I can get naked anywhere.
Sam: You're making progress, huh, Wood?
Woody: Well, you bet. I mean, I'm still scared, cold, and self-conscious as all get-out, but I did pick up an extra 50 in tips.