Sam: Hey, come here, listen. $50,000 is a lot of money. You sure you don't want to split that with your best pal?
Carla: Oh, you mean Gloria? Look, it's her own fault. If she'd been here two minutes ago, she'd have got a free beer.
Frasier: Carla, we were all witnesses when you gave your word of honor that you'd split anything he left you 50-50.
Carla: My word of honor? If you don't shut up, I'll split you 50-50.
Frasier: Now, Carla, you're getting defensive. I have a feeling that maybe deep down inside, you're beginning to feel a little bit guilty.
Carla: Hey, look, if I feel guilty, it's my business.
Frasier: Well, all right, suit yourself. It's the worst thing a person can do, keep guilt inside. It has an insidious way of bringing itself to the surface.
Carla: Sure, what do you think's going to happen... Suddenly I'm going to come down with a severe case of the shakes? [Carla's arm shakes]
Frasier: Yes, exactly my point.
Carla: Well, I did it on purpose, you quack.