Woody Quote #484
Quote from Woody in Woody or Won't He
Woody: I thought you'd never want to see me again after what I did.
Kelly: Well, I admit, I was a bit peeved at first, but I can understand. I'm just sorry that Mother gave you the wrong impression.
Woody: What do you mean?
Kelly: Woody, maybe I should have warned you about her. Mother likes to flirt. It's all innocent fun. She says it keeps her young.
Woody: You mean she was just goofing around with me?
Kelly: She's flirted with all my boyfriends. Of course nobody's been rude about it like you.
Norm: All right, Wood. Way to go.
Woody: So I've blown it. I've blown it with every single member of your family.
Kelly: You haven't blown it with one very important person, Woody.
Woody: I know. Your crazy Aunt Martha. Of course, she thinks I'm Winston Churchill.
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Kelly: Oh, I almost forgot. Sam.
Sam: Yeah?
Kelly: You're invited to come Saturday, too. After all, you're almost a member of the family. Mother, Sam was the one who introduced Woody and me.
Sam: Actually, no, I didn't.
Kelly: You didn't?
Sam: No.
Kelly: Oh, gee, it would be rude to un-invite you now, so l... l guess we're stuck. Well, we'll see you.