Quote from Woody in Woody or Won't He
Woody: I thought you'd never want to see me again after what I did. Kelly: Well, I admit, I was a bit peeved at first, but I can understand. I'm just sorry that Mother gave you the wrong impression. Woody: What do you mean? Kelly: Woody, maybe I should have warned you about her. Mother likes to flirt. It's all innocent fun. She says it keeps her young. Woody: You mean she was just goofing around with me? Kelly: She's flirted with all my boyfriends. Of course nobody's been rude about it like you. Norm: All right, Wood. Way to go. Woody: So I've blown it. I've blown it with every single member of your family. Kelly: You haven't blown it with one very important person, Woody. Woody: I know. Your crazy Aunt Martha. Of course, she thinks I'm Winston Churchill.