Robin Colcord Quote #11

Quote from Robin Colcord in Sam Ahoy

Robin: I got back from the union meeting, and I just now heard about the explosion.
Sam: Well, we're all OK.
Robin: Yes, I can see that. Now, would you sign these release forms? It's just a technicality for my insurance department, but it will protect you from further hassles.
Sam: Release forms? I mean, that's all you care about is saving your butt. You know, we went through hell out there.
Robin: Yes, I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking of. Uh, believe me, if I'd known there was a bomb on board the boat, I would never have let you near it. I just admire your courage, and... Will you let me do something for you? Now, Sam, how much do you suppose your life is worth? Would say $50,000? Does that sound fair?
Sam: What are you talking about?
Robin: No, no, I've insulted you. $60,000. 50 in cash, 10 in stock options.
Sam: Come on, stop. Hey, stop that. This isn't about money. This is about human life... mine and my friends. You know, you may not understand this, but some things you can't buy. There are some things are more precious than money... Human life and a little simple human dignity.
Robin: Yes, obviously you're still hysterical, Sam.

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Sam: Are you kidding? I saw my hair pass before my eyes. It was unbelievable. I've never seen anything like it.

Quote from Norm

Sam: Well, guys, that's another half-hour that we wouldn't have had if we hadn't have gotten off that boat.
Norm: I tell you, a brush with death like that really changes you. From now on, I'm really going to appreciate beer.

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Cliff: Ah, yes, Rebecca. Wasn't that the maiden King David spied taking a bath in her birthday suit?
Norm: No, I think that was Bathsheba. I think Rebecca is the one who turned into a pillar of salt.
Cliff: No, that was Lot's wife. She didn't have a name of her own.
Woody: What did Lot do with her after she turned into salt?
Norm: Kept her by the pretzels, I bet.
Woody: Did they have pretzels in biblical times?
Norm: Yeah. I think I just had one, too.