Norm Quote #686
Quote from Norm in The Two Faces of Norm
Rudy: A couple hours after you left, I went back to the office. Now I think you know what I found.
Norm: Um, yeah, well, that...
Rudy: And then I finally started piecing it together. Why I never saw Norm Peterson or Mr. Kreitzer in the same room at the same time. Or why you happened to be in the office when we got there. This whole thing was a masquerade, wasn't it?
Norm: Yeah.
Rudy: I can't believe we fell for it! You know, all this time, we thought you were just a sweet, beer-guzzling lug named Norm Peterson. Well, the jig is up, Kreitzer!
Norm: What?
Rudy: Oh, man, that's pretty slick pretending to be a nice guy so you could spy on us.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Two Faces of Norm’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. You got room for beer?
Norm: No, but I am willing to add on.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: So, hey, Normie, so how's business going?
Norm: Lousy, Cliffie. I'm so damn busy painting, I haven't had time to stop in here and visit with my best friend.
Cliff: I missed you, too, you big lug.
Norm: Actually, Cliffie, I meant Mr. Beer.
Woody: So, the painting business is that good, huh?
Norm: Too good, Woody. Today I had to choose between two really great jobs. I couldn't make up my mind.
Woody: So what did you do?
Norm: Skipped them both. Came in here. I think I made the right choice.
Quote from Sam
Dennis: OK, but I'm kind of pressed for time. I've got to get to my hair stylist.
Sam: Good. Good. Oh, very good, very good. Hair stylist. All right. All right, this will be pretty simple here. Just a few multiple-choice questions.
Dennis: Great. Shoot.
Sam: Number one. "It's high noon. You're driving in Harvard Square. Parking's limited. Do you A: Park in a handicapped zone, B: Park in a regular spot under a tree, C: Drive around till a space opens up?"
Dennis: "C."
Sam: What, are you nuts? I can't believe it, man! That's a trick question. You don't drive this baby at nigh noon, man! Sun damage, bucko. What the hell's wrong... What do you want to do, oxidize the paint? Get out of here! You make me sick! I can't believe that! He wants to drive my car at high noon in Harvard Square.