Norm Quote #685
Quote from Norm in The Two Faces of Norm
Norm: Just give me two minutes with him, OK? He will be mine. [clatter] I'm... I'm so very sorry, sir! "Peterson, you clumsy ox! You just kicked over a Macintosh-8000 CX!" Look, I'm really sorry, sir. Sir, we have a big problem on our hands. The crew is just ready to revolt, sir. And I'll tell you, I don't like the way you abuse my guys with personal insults. "Your butt's too big!" Sir, that is just the kind of stuff I'm talking about, OK? All right, sir. I'm going to have to quit, and I'm taking my crew with me. "Peterson, you can't do that! Oh, don't beg, Anton. It doesn't become you."
Sam: Way to go, Norm.
Norm: All right, fellas.
Rudy: Jeez, Norm, you had no right to do that.
Norm: What?
Rudy: Now you've really upset him.
Norm: What are you talking about? We don't need him. You can work for me!
Rudy: Norm, look, no offense, you're a nice guy, but you're not boss material. Hey, everybody knows Mr. Kreitzer was the brains behind everything.
Gordon: Can you call him later and tell him we had nothing to do with this?
Doris: Don't worry. I'll make sure he gets a message.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Two Faces of Norm’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. You got room for beer?
Norm: No, but I am willing to add on.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: So, hey, Normie, so how's business going?
Norm: Lousy, Cliffie. I'm so damn busy painting, I haven't had time to stop in here and visit with my best friend.
Cliff: I missed you, too, you big lug.
Norm: Actually, Cliffie, I meant Mr. Beer.
Woody: So, the painting business is that good, huh?
Norm: Too good, Woody. Today I had to choose between two really great jobs. I couldn't make up my mind.
Woody: So what did you do?
Norm: Skipped them both. Came in here. I think I made the right choice.
Quote from Sam
Dennis: OK, but I'm kind of pressed for time. I've got to get to my hair stylist.
Sam: Good. Good. Oh, very good, very good. Hair stylist. All right. All right, this will be pretty simple here. Just a few multiple-choice questions.
Dennis: Great. Shoot.
Sam: Number one. "It's high noon. You're driving in Harvard Square. Parking's limited. Do you A: Park in a handicapped zone, B: Park in a regular spot under a tree, C: Drive around till a space opens up?"
Dennis: "C."
Sam: What, are you nuts? I can't believe it, man! That's a trick question. You don't drive this baby at nigh noon, man! Sun damage, bucko. What the hell's wrong... What do you want to do, oxidize the paint? Get out of here! You make me sick! I can't believe that! He wants to drive my car at high noon in Harvard Square.