Sam Quote #1160
Quote from Sam in Sisterly Love
Sam: Boy, oh, boy, is this a moment.
Susan: Yeah, I was here on a job, and I thought I'd drop in and say hello.
Rebecca: Hello. Good-bye.
Susan: Fine, I tried. You are obviously not interested.
Rebecca: Obviously.
Sam: No, no! Wait, wait, wait a minute. Come back here. Listen, listen. You know what's happening here, you're both so excited to see each other that you're getting all tensed up here. I think what we need to do is put ourselves into a little bit of a more relaxed situation. I know this hot tub club where we can get group rates. I'm kidding, I'm kidding about that. What we should do is, we should go upstairs, and we should have lunch at Melville's. Just the three of us. What do you say? My treat.
Susan: Well, I did come here to make up.
Sam: Huh?
Rebecca: I did skip breakfast.
Sam: All right! That's the spirit! Family! That's what made this country great.
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‘Sisterly Love’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Sam: She's missing the point. Can you imagine what the reward might be for anybody who would act as a peacemaker between these two tragically estranged but perky-bottomed sisters?
Norm: Ah. To Sammy, the man who keeps the dream alive.
Carla: Wait a minute. What makes you think you can get the both of them? It's taken you two years to get a polite kick in the teeth from number one.
Cliff: [chuckling] Carla, Carla, Carla. Am I gonna have to teach you about women?
Carla: Yeah, Cliff, why don't you?
Cliff: Nah, you better take this one, Sammy. I don't want to hog the spotlight.
Quote from Cliff
Woody: I swear I've seen her someplace before.
Sam: Well, she asked for Rebecca. Called her Becky. Must be old friends.
Cliff: Yeah, that could explain a lot.
Carla: What's that supposed to mean?
Cliff: Well, figure it out. Rebecca, who doesn't date, suddenly has this good-looking friend show up. A slender, boyish, female friend, with whom she probably, uh, sunbathed nude somewhere, perhaps on the Isle of Lesbos.
Norm: They ever get the tests back on that dog that bit you?
Quote from Woody
Woody: I just remembered who she is. That's Susan Howe.
Sam: I know, she's Rebecca's sister.
Woody: No, the actress. I saw her in Night of the Mutants.
Carla: What, is that a movie, or your family reunion?
Woody: A movie, Carla.
Sam: I don't remember, uh, Rebecca saying anything about having a sister who was in a horror movie. Are you sure about that?
Woody: Let me check. [Woody covers his eyes with his hands] Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. You know, if she had another, smaller head growing out of her neck, I'd be positive.
Sam: I got to check this out.
Woody: Hey, ask her if they let her keep the little head.