Carla Quote #753
Quote from Carla in Those Lips, Those Ice
Carla: Oh, Sam, thank God it's you. I think I'm hemorrhaging.
Sam: Don't worry about it. I got some great news, for you at least. I went down to Franzi's dressing room, give her one last chance. Guess who was there. Her boyfriend.
Carla: Her boyfriend was there?
Sam: Yeah, yeah.
Carla: And Eddie's here?
Eddie LeBec: [o.s.] Hey, Carla, beer me!
Sam: You think Eddie looks like a melon. Boy, I tell you, you put a cantaloupe up next to that guy's face, I defy you to tell the difference.
Eddie LeBec: [o.s.] Hey, Carla, Carla, what are you doing out there, growing the hops?
Carla: Right away, dear.
Sam: You know, maybe I'll join them for a couple of hands of cards.
Carla: Don't bother. The game's just about to break up.
Sam: Thanks for the warning.
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Quote from Sam
Sam: Man, what is with these East German babes? All week long I have been trying: phone calls, flowers, the whole thing. What am I doing wrong?
Frasier: Well, Sam, I see no alternative. You're just going to have to become a communist.
Sam: What do you do? Do you apply for membership or something?
Cliff: I cannot believe my ears.
Sam: What?
Cliff: We're not talking about the Moose Lodge here. We're talking communists, the most reprehensible perpetrators of social and economic oppression ever known to mankind. I mean, they brainwash you, they put you to work in some tractor factory, and as for your creature comforts, forget it.
Sam: Yeah, but the stuff you had before you joined is still your stuff, am I right?
Quote from Norm
Frasier: Excuse me, but why do I seem to have been automatically excluded?
Norm: You have to go home to your wife.
Frasier: What about your wife?
Norm: You can't be this dense with your patients.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: So, I say to this patient, "Look, you're never going to get well until you get over this paranoia." And he says to me, "l was afraid you'd say that." [laughs] Well, you had to be there.