Sam Quote #1077
Quote from Sam in One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape
Rebecca: Let's go, Sam. We're leaving. I have a cab outside.
Sam: Beckita, what are you doing here?
Rebecca: I took the liberty of stopping by your room and packing your bags. I can't believe you didn't pack one pair of underpants. Now come on, we're going home.
Sam: Home? Sweetheart, I'm... This is home. I love this place.
Rebecca: Sam, we are leaving and we are leaving now. I am not going to get stuck with Martin.
Sam: Oh, right, right. The little one. Uh, sweetheart, yeah, I got to tell you, I think it's high time you told him the truth.
Rebecca: I can't tell him the truth. I'll get fired.
Sam: Well, they, uh, they got plenty of good job opportunities down here. Can you paint pictures on turtles?
Rebecca: Sam, I am asking you, not as a woman speaking to a man, I am asking you as a friend. Please, Sam. When you look back at all the countless, selfish, petty, vindictive things you've done in your life, wouldn't it be wonderful if you could say for one brief moment that you did something good and fine?
Sam: This shouldn't be turning me on, should it?
‘One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Carla: I don't know what that Latin lover said, but I sure dig the way he said it.
Cliff: Well, if you ask me, Ramon's a lot more Latin than lover. Yeah, you know, study after study show that the old sons of Spain just don't have our sexual prowess.
Norm: Cliffie, nobody has your sexual prowess.
Cliff: Thanks, Norm. You know, it seems that the tropical sun dries out a man's vital juices. You ever seen a raisin?
Norm: Have you ever seen a doctor?
Quote from Norm
Norm: All right, I hate to change the subject, but I don't know if anyone else recognizes we seem to have a little problem here.
Woody: Oh, you need another beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Okay, we have two problems.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Uh, there's a distinct possibility that Sammy may never come back.
Frasier: Frankly, I don't blame him. Beautiful weather, miles of beaches...
Cliff: Yeah, chicks.
Frasier: No suits, no rules, no tight shoes to pinch your feet.
Norm: Yeah, that'd be good to get out of the city a little bit, wouldn't it?
Cliff: Oh, yeah. I got five vacation days coming to me.
Frasier: Oh, say, it may be a crazy idea, but why don't we go down there, too? Lay out in the sun for a while, work on that old manana attitude?
Woody: Should we do it? What do you say, guys?
Norm: Ah, maybe tomorrow.