Carla: I don't know what that Latin lover said, but I sure dig the way he said it.
Cliff: Well, if you ask me, Ramon's a lot more Latin than lover. Yeah, you know, study after study show that the old sons of Spain just don't have our sexual prowess.
Norm: Cliffie, nobody has your sexual prowess.
Cliff: Thanks, Norm. You know, it seems that the tropical sun dries out a man's vital juices. You ever seen a raisin?
Norm: Have you ever seen a doctor?

Norm: Uh, there's a distinct possibility that Sammy may never come back.
Frasier: Frankly, I don't blame him. Beautiful weather, miles of beaches...
Cliff: Yeah, chicks.
Frasier: No suits, no rules, no tight shoes to pinch your feet.
Norm: Yeah, that'd be good to get out of the city a little bit, wouldn't it?
Cliff: Oh, yeah. I got five vacation days coming to me.
Frasier: Oh, say, it may be a crazy idea, but why don't we go down there, too? Lay out in the sun for a while, work on that old manana attitude?
Woody: Should we do it? What do you say, guys?
Norm: Ah, maybe tomorrow.

Man: [on radio] And we're on the help line with...
Rebecca: Oh, me. Me, hi. Uh, hello? My name is Reb...punzel. And uh, I'm sorry if I sound a little bit nervous, but this is the first time I've ever called a radio show for help. But I have this problem, and it's so horrendous that I didn't have anyplace else to turn. Now, I have this new boss at work, and he's incredibly rich and he's incredibly powerful, but he is also sort of a, um.. Oh, God, how could I put this without sounding mean? Um... a weasely little twerp. Anyway, this guy asked me out, and to get out of going out with him, I told him that I was going with this guy named Sam...son. So, Samson, who can be an incredible jerk sometimes, told my boss, the twerp, that we broke up. All right, so my boss...
Man: The twerp.
Rebecca: Right. My boss asked me out, and you're not going to believe this. He proposed to me. I mean, the only thing I could think of to do, without jeopardizing my career, was to tell my boss that I was still in love with Samson. But I cannot keep avoiding the guy. As an example, he is upstairs right now having lunch at Mel...monico's. Melmonico's. The thing is, that now I'm worried. Do you think I did the right thing?
Man: I think so. Now, did you have a gardening question? You called the Dr. Green Thumb Show. [Rebecca hangs up]
Carla: [enters] Uh, just a reminder, Rapunzel. Plant your bulbs early.