Sam Quote #959
Quote from Sam in Tale of Two Cuties
Anthony: Hey, knock it off! All right, you, outside. You're gonna get what's coming to you.
Sam: I am not going outside with you, Anthony.
Anthony: Not you. Her. I mean, come on. You're twice as big as me. Hey, but you stay away from her, if you know what's good for you.
Sam: Thank you for the warning. Come on, Annie. Let's go.
Annie: Why should I listen to you?
Anthony: Because I happen to be the new Assistant Night Manager at Burger Burger Burger.
Annie: You got a job? Hey, an important job.
Annie: When I tell people to chop lettuce, they say, "How high?" And now, I am telling you, Missy, if you don't come with me this instant, we're through forever.
Annie: I am so totally turned on right now, I could spit.
Norm: Well, I guess it's true what they say: power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Annie: A uniform doesn't hurt, either. Can you wear it all night?
Anthony: Oh, maybe the hat.
Cheers Quotes
‘Tale of Two Cuties’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Rebecca: Can you believe it? Her first day on the job and Evan's little tart is late. That's because she knows I can't do anything about it because her lover boy is the big boss. Isn't she just the queen of gall?
Cliff: Oh, no, that was Charlemagne's wife, I think. Well, you know, if memory serves, I think her name was Cathy.
Quote from Norm
Annie: But ever since I started working here, he's become insanely jealous. "Why am I late? When am I coming home? Why am I dressed like such an ultra-fox?" I mean, if it weren't for the six times a day we make love he'd be no fun at all.
Norm: Six? Whoo! Can't think of anything that I can do six times a day. Hit me again. [slides over empty beer glass] Will you, Sam?
Sam: Listen, it's kind of tough on a husband, you know, to have his wife supporting him. It's a- It's a pride thing.
Norm: It is a pride thing, Sam. I remember once when I was out of work, Vera had to support us. I tell ya, the day that woman left to deliver phone books... The proudest day of my life, actually.
Quote from Frasier
Paul: Hey, anyone see the conclusion of the White House Murders last night?
Frasier: No! Don't say anything. I've got it on tape.
Norm: Did you believe it was the vice-president?
Frasier: Please!
Woody: How about where the First Lady popped out of a pool of her own blood and strangled the Russian ambassador?
Frasier: No! No!
Woody: Yeah, that was my reaction exactly.
Frasier: Well, thank you, one and all, for ruining yet another plot for me. I'll be off, now, but before I go there's something I'd like to share with you. In Citizen Kane, Rosebud is the name of his sled. In Murder on the Orient Express, everyone did it. And Luke Skywalker's father is Darth Vader. Ha!
Cliff: Ah, why doesn't the guy tell us something we don't know, huh?
Woody: Darth Vader is Luke's father?