Norm Quote #412
Quote from Norm in Tan 'n' Wash
Norm: Ah, Woody. Woody, Woody, Woody. Look at them, huh? Isn't that great? They're singin' and dancin'. It gives me a great feeling all over to do something good for those people.
Woody: Oh, speaking of people, you got one on hold here.
Norm: [answers the phone] Hello. Yeah, hi. Oh, no. No. No, get out. No! What're you...? No, man, no! No... Well, at least we... No?! We- No? But wait a... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. [hangs up]
Woody: Bad news, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Wrong number, Woody.
Woody: Aren't those annoying?
Norm: [goes outside] Uh... Huh! Guys! Good friends! Listen, people, uh, excuse me! Listen, I know things have been going just beautifully, but, uh, hey, would you stop jumping up and down for a second?! Thank you. Now let's just take a hypothetical situation. Just for fun, let's just say that the roof collapsed over at Tan 'N' Wash from the weight of all this snow and by some little quirk we didn't have any insurance. How would you guys feel about that, huh? [Norm is pelted with snowballs] Just checking.
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‘Tan 'n' Wash’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Quote from Woody
Carla: Hey, Wood, do you want in?
Woody: I don't think so. You know, when I left home, my father gave me some very sound advice. "Never trust a man who can't look ya in the eye. Never talk when you can listen. And never spend venture capital on a limited partnership without a detailed, analytical fiduciary prospectus."
Quote from Woody
Norm: Tell you the one I hate. You know, you're back in college, right? And you haven't been to class the entire semester, and the teacher's about to give the final exam.
Carla: Oh, yeah, that one's the worst.
Cliff: What're you talkin' about, Carla? You never went to college.
Carla: It's a dream, stupid.
Woody: Well, how about the one where you go to this fancy restaurant, and before they let you in, they make you leave your legs at the door? Then the girl gives you claim check number six. So you go in, but instead of food, everyone's eatin' their silverware. Only you can't really enjoy your fork because you're so worried that whoever got claim check number nine might finish first and pick up your legs by mistake.
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Oh, yeah.