Diane Quote #538

Quote from Diane in Diane Chambers Day

Woody: You guys do this a lot?
Carla: Well, yeah, every time one of the classics is on TV, we all head over to Sammy's, make some popcorn, and glue our eyeballs to the set.
Diane: You know, I'm not ordinarily a fan of American Westerns, but because The Magnificent Seven is a remake of the far superior and more complex Japanese film, The Seven Samurai, a comparison will be interesting.
Sam: We'll be sure to do that. Now you don't mind locking up, do you, sweetheart?
Diane: Oh, of course not. [wails]
Carla: We didn't hear anything.
Sam: No, no, I'm gonna check this out. [everyone else wails] I'm sorry. You wanna come with us, sweetheart?
Diane: No. I don't wanna ruin your fun. When I first walked into this place, I felt like an alien, and four years later, I still feel like an alien.
Carla: Well, if the antenna fits.

Rate

 ‘Diane Chambers Day’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: How's life in the fast lane, Normie?
Norm: Beats me. I can't find the on-ramp.

Quote from Norm

Cliff: Hey, hey, your brow is a little furrowed there, my friend. What's the boney, Maroney?
Norm: Well, Vera's getting the urge to go on vacation again.
Sam: Oh.
Cliff: Don't worry. It'll pass. Happens every year.
Norm: No, I think she's serious this time. Maps have been unfolded.
Jackie: Where does she wanna go?
Norm: The tropics. Says she wants to lay in the sand and bake in the sun. I offered a compromise. I said, just turn up the radiator and stick your feet in the cat box.
Frasier: And she didn't go for that?
Norm: No, no. It's my own damn fault. You know, I think I've spoiled that woman.

Quote from Carla

Sam: So how'd it go?
Carla: Well, I had a problem with one of the customers.
Sam: Oh, yeah, what?
Carla: He refused to keep his hands on me.