Sam Quote #350

Quote from Sam in Sam Turns the Other Cheek

Sam: I know what you're thinking about. You want me to set the record straight with everybody about what happened the other night. Right? All right, I will. As a matter of fact, I'm going to call the newspaper right now.
Diane: Well, I didn't ask you to do that.
Sam: I know. I know, but I'm going to. Because this is important. Because your respect for me is important to me. I always pretend it isn't, but the truth is, I want you to think I'm a good person.
Diane: Really, Sam?
Sam: Yeah, really.
Diane: Sometimes you surprise me, Mr. Malone. And that's wonderful.
Sam: Yeah. [on the phone] Hello, can I speak to the City Desk, please? Is anyone else in? Well, who am I speaking to then? Oh. Well, all right, Emily, this is Sam Malone and I'm calling because I- You heard about that, huh? Well, listen, the thing is that a lot of people have been making a big deal- Well, I'd like to meet you, too. What time do you get off work? [Diane starts to leave] No, 4:00 am, that's no problem for me. No. [laughs] That's great, yeah. Well... Afraid? Well, Emily, I'd be lying if I said that I wasn't, but the... Emily, you're not married, are you?

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 ‘Sam Turns the Other Cheek’ Quotes

Quote from Diane

Diane: So that was your act of heroism? Mayday's moment of truth? Getting shot in the fanny while in flight from a jealous husband.
Sam: Hey, now, wait! Who said I was running away?
Diane: How else do you explain the location of your wound?
Sam: Well, I could have been coming at him and turned a somersault to throw off his aim.
Diane: You know, you're very lucky that you didn't get any brain damage.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Hey, everybody! Great day, isn't it?
Coach: Carla, did you get your tooth fixed?
Carla: Yep, I am never going to be afraid to go to the dentist again. I've found a way to communicate with him.
Norm: How's that?
Carla: Well, as he leaned in with his drill I grabbed him where I knew I could get his attention and I said, "We're not going to hurt each other, are we?"
Norm: All right.
Diane: Carla? Did that work?
Carla: We're having a late dinner.

Quote from Norm

Sam: She was married. No, no, she told me just right now. Now that's something I don't do. I don't mess around with married women.
Norm: Me neither.