Frasier Quote #11

Quote from Frasier in I Call Your Name

Frasier: Well, Thor's girlfriend, let's call her Electra, cried out another man's name during the act of love.
Sam: Oh, Thor. Ouch.
Frasier: Precisely. So, Sam, tell me. You've been with a lot of women. When you were with one of them, did she ever call out another man's name?
Sam: Well, I don't think so, but then who listens? Usually I've got the stereo turned up and other things on my mind. Tell me, whose name did Electra call out?
Frasier: An old boyfriend's.
Sam: Oh, double ouch.
Frasier: Yes. And although they've decided it means nothing, which it doesn't, Thor doesn't seem to be able to get over it. So, tell me, Sam, if Thor came to you, what would you tell him?
Sam: I'd tell him the truth, that it happens all the time.
Frasier: Really, Sam?
Sam: Yeah, it happens to all guys. As a matter of fact, I think I just remembered it's happened to me before, lots of times. I think I turned the stereo up in the first place because of that.
Frasier: Really? Well, thank you, Sam. I'll pass that along to...
Sam: Thor.

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 ‘I Call Your Name’ Quotes

Quote from Diane

Diane: Don't be coy. It doesn't go with the sloping forehead.
Sam: Did I tell you your boyfriend stopped by the other night? What's his name?
Diane: You know very well it's Frasier.
Sam: Frasier, right! Damn it. Boy, that's an easy name to forget. How are you two doing, anyway, huh?
Diane: Fine. Is there something on your mind?
Sam: No, why do you ask?
Diane: When there's a spot on an empty canvas, it tends to stand out.

Quote from Diane

Frasier: How could you betray my confidence, Sam?
Sam: You didn't say no telling.
Frasier: Oh, I see. I see. Obviously I made the mistake of treating you as an adult.
Diane: Why would you tell him anything to begin with?
Frasier: I was hoping for some insight.
Diane: Insight! From a man whose idea of intellectual stimulation is to count along with Big Bird?

Quote from Cliff

Coach: Hey, Cliffie. Boy, can you believe the way those Sox are playing?
Cliff: Oh, boy, I really miss those carefree halcyon days when my only concern was a group of young lads playing baseball.
Norm: Cliffie, you got something on your mind?
Cliff: The shocking truth is, today I saw a fellow postal employee remove a fragrance sample from a magazine.
Sam: So?
Cliff: So, Sammy, that's in direct violation of postal employee regulations. It's a smudge on the arm of every mail carrier who ever donned this uniform.
Sam: So?
Cliff: So? Sam, look, on one hand, I don't want to be a snitch. But, on the other, I can't endorse anarchy. What should I do?
Norm: Compromise, have a beer.
Cliff: Ah, well I see I should look elsewhere for help on this.