Diane Quote #264
Quote from Diane in Coach Buries a Grudge
Coach: I just wish Angela had told me about it. A man and a woman shouldn't keep secrets from each other. No matter what it's about, Sam.
Diane: I don't think I agree with you, Coach.
Sam: You don't?
Diane: No, I don't think so. Let's take an outlandish example, like us, for instance. In the totally fantastical, remote, unlikely event that you would ever succumb to a foolish, momentary temptation, I would prefer, hypothetically at least, to remain oblivious.
Sam: You got it.
Diane: What do you mean by that?
Sam: I was just going along with what you said.
Diane: You went along pretty fast.
Sam: Well, when you're right, you're right.
Diane: You said it as though you already had something in mind.
Sam: I don't.
Diane: You'd better not.
Sam: I don't. I swear.
Diane: Tell the truth.
Sam: That is the truth.
Diane: Good. Then I wouldn't want to know.
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‘Coach Buries a Grudge’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Okay, everybody, come on. Now thanks for coming, but let's get this over with. Come on. The memorial service is about to begin.
Carla: Okay, last call before the memorial!
Sam: [to Coach] Come on, don't do this. It won't make you feel any better.
Coach: I'm feeling better just thinking about it. Now, OK, everybody's sat? Hi. All right, I had a beautiful speech written here, but I'd just rather say a few things from my own heart about T-Bone Scappagione.
Sam: Coach, don't-
Coach: Just let me get it over with, Sam. T-Bone Scappagione was a son of a... That man was a son of a... T-Bone Scappagione was the son of an immigrant. And like most immigrants, he was a human being. Human beings make mistakes. We're just not perfect. But I'll tell you what isn't a mistake. To love someone and to forgive them, no matter what his shortcomings. That's not a mistake. I loved that man... and I forgive him. And I know that, for the rest of my life, every day, there's going to be a moment when I'm going to miss him. That's all I've got to say.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Hey, Artie. It's good to see you after all these years. You look great.
Artie: Well, I feel fine, although it could be happier circumstances. Say, when did you hear the shocking news about T-Bone?
Coach: Well, I was in the john and I overheard Sam and Diane. You mean you knew about it?
Artie: Of course, it's in all the papers.
Coach: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Artie: The afternoon edition even had pictures.
Coach: Pictures?! I'm a laughing stock.
Sam: No, Coach, you misunderstood.
Artie: Coach, I think it's great you're having a ceremony for T-Bone.
Coach: Well, there ain't going to be a ceremony for T-Bone, Artie. That filthy pig.
Artie: Why, Coach?
Coach: You read it in the papers!
Quote from Norm
Sam: [answers phone] Cheers. Oh. Hello. I've heard a lot about you. Well, hold on a sec and I'll check. [to Norm] Are you in for Vera?
Norm: Sure. She's out of town. What can it hurt? [takes the phone] Tracked me down, huh? Hey, I miss you. It hasn't been the same without you around the house the last few days. How's your mum? You're- You're at our house? Since when? You never left? I gotta admit, I thought I heard someone in the john this morning.