Diane Quote #42

Quote from Diane in Any Friend of Diane's

Diane: Rebecca, there's something wrong.
Rebecca: Oh, you could always see through my facade of gaiety. Elliot and I have parted.
Diane: Oh, Rebecca, no. You and Elliot? Oh, you were together for ever.
Rebecca: I know. It all began when Elliot got his doctorate in Ichthyology. His eye began to wander. And the first thing I knew, he'd taken up with a student on a squid expedition.
Diane: A doctorate changes a man. But there'll be others, right? In the meantime, you still have your work.
Rebecca: Oh, you'd think so. I used to find enormous comfort translating Russian poetry.
Diane: I know.
Rebecca: But no more. Even when I went back over my favourite, Karashnikov's Another Christmas of Agony, it failed to soothe me. "Mischa the dog lies dead in the bog, The children cry over the carcass, The mist chokes my heart, Covers the mourners, At least this year we eat."
Diane: Well, if that didn't pick you up, I'm at a virtual loss.

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 ‘Any Friend of Diane's’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon everybody.
Sam: Ho, Norm.
All: Norm!
Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like he caught in bed with his wife.

Quote from Carla

Coach: Cliff, answer that for me, will you?
Cliff: You betcha, Coach. [answers phone] Cheers. Carla? Yeah. Carla, it's for you. Sounds like trouble with the kids.
Carla: [o.s.] I'm not here.
Cliff: Carla.
Carla: All right, give it to me. Give it to me. [takes the phone] What is it? Seraphina's where? Well, cut her down. No, I don't care if it helps the TV reception. Cut her down. And if I get home and find you've flushed the car keys again, you've had it. And by the way, any more problems tonight and you're adopted. [looks in the phone book] Your real mother is Doris Slobotkin, 555 8921. [hangs up]
Cliff: Think that's gonna work?
Carla: One-in-a-million chance but I gotta take it.

Quote from Carla

Carla: I love sailing. After seeing Ordinary People, I've been trying to get my kids interested in it.