Norm: [enters] Afternoon everybody.
Sam: Ho, Norm.
All: Norm!
Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like he caught in bed with his wife.

Coach: Cliff, answer that for me, will you?
Cliff: You betcha, Coach. [answers phone] Cheers. Carla? Yeah. Carla, it's for you. Sounds like trouble with the kids.
Carla: [o.s.] I'm not here.
Cliff: Carla.
Carla: All right, give it to me. Give it to me. [takes the phone] What is it? Seraphina's where? Well, cut her down. No, I don't care if it helps the TV reception. Cut her down. And if I get home and find you've flushed the car keys again, you've had it. And by the way, any more problems tonight and you're adopted. [looks in the phone book] Your real mother is Doris Slobotkin, 555 8921. [hangs up]
Cliff: Think that's gonna work?
Carla: One-in-a-million chance but I gotta take it.

Rebecca: Pardon me.
Coach: Hi.
Rebecca: I'm looking for a Diane Chambers.
Coach: You're in luck. We've got a Diane Chambers.
Rebecca: I beg your pardon?
Coach: I hope you only want one.
Rebecca: Do you sense this conversation is an exercise in futility?
Coach: Oh, thank you very much. My name is Ernie Pantusso but you can call me Coach.
Rebecca: Rebecca Prout.
Coach: Hi, Becky.
Rebecca: Diane and I shared a suite at Bennington.
Coach: No kidding? Sam and I shared a Chunky Bar in Cleveland.