Sam Quote #9

Quote from Sam in Give Me a Ring Sometime

Sam: Look, you're gonna find someone a lot better for yourself than that goofy professor.
Diane: Goofy? Are you talking about Sumner?
Sam: I'm talking about Sumner.
Diane: You don't like Sumner.
Sam: I don't like Sumner.
Diane: You know why you don't like Sumner?
Sam: Because he's goofy.
Diane: No. Because he's everything you're not. He's well bred, highly educated, he's distinguished, he's urbane...
Sam: You left out "goofy".
Diane: I did not leave out "goofy"!
Sam: You were coming to it?
Diane: I should have expected this. That goof will be on the cover of Saturday Review someday.
Sam: That goof is probably gonna be on a beach on Barbados tomorrow, rubbing suntan oil on his ex-wife.

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Quote from Coach

Coach: I'm knocking off, Sam. Home to my book.
Sam: Still working on that novel, huh, Coach?
Coach: Yeah, coming on six years now. I just got a feeling I might finish it tonight.
Diane: You're writing a novel?
Coach: No, reading one.

Quote from Cliff

Cliff: Hey, speaking of sweat, here's a little-known fact. Women have fewer sweat glands than men, but they're larger, more active.
Coach: Oh, the human body, huh?
Cliff: Consequently, they sweat more.
Norm: Really?
Cliff: Sure. How about you, miss? What are your perspiration patterns?

Quote from Coach

Coach: [answers phone] Cheers. Yeah, just a sec. Is there an Ernie Pantusso here?
Sam: That's you, Coach.
Coach: Speaking.