Cliff Quote #812
Quote from Cliff in Sunday Dinner
Norm: This is too much, Cliff. Either you tell them now, or I'm going to.
Cliff: Yeah, well, I guess I'd better before Bigfoot walks in here and starts singing "The Anniversary Waltz."
Peter: I guess if you give me the tape, we'll be going.
Cliff: Oh! So you want the tape right now? Uh, I tell you what, how about if I take a shot from up here, one last shot. Norm, uh...
Peter: Everybody, over here!
Cliff: Turn this way, uh let me see those pearly whites, huh? Okay, everybody smile. Okay, we'll just back it up here, Norm. Back it up. [clears throat] Open the door, Norm. Okay, back it up. That's good. Okay, I'm just gonna back it up. Everybody wave, yeah. Run like hell!
Cheers Quotes
‘Sunday Dinner’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Hey, Norm, look at this. I just got myself a brand-new video camera.
Norm: Ooh, nice one. Looks kind of expensive.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, it is, it is, but it- it'll pay for itself in no time at all.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: Yeah. Yeah, I plan to stage some footage for those programs, you know, like America's Funniest Home Videos, Rescue 911, Nightline, stuff like that.
Norm: Cliff, I don't think Nightline is staged.
Cliff: You are so naive.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Speaking of which, uh, I could use an assistant for my video endeavors. Uh, what do you say? I could start you off at 20, uh, 15 bucks.
Norm: I could use the money. I've got to get Vera a Christmas present.
Cliff: Uh, Christmas was a couple of weeks ago.
Norm: Oh, my.
Quote from Woody
[on answering machine:]
Woody: Hi, this is Cheers. Well, it isn't actually Cheers, it's Woody Boyd. Cheers is actually the bar, and as such, it couldn't be expected to talk.
Sam: Woody, start again.
Woody: Why? I'm doing fine. Anyway, uh, there's no one here to take your call right now. Well, actually, if you called right now, we could take your call, but if you call when you're...
Sam: Woody, would you cut it out? It's sounding stupid.
Woody: I am not. W-W-Why do you always treat me like I don't know what I'm doing?
Sam: It sounds stupid, Woody.
Woody: It does not. [machine beeps]
Woody: Hi, Sam, this is Woody. Uh, I guess you were right. It does sound stupid. I'll change it tomorrow.