Woody Quote #665
Quote from Woody in Madame LaCarla
Sam: Hey, Woody, how'd it go?
Woody: Oh, it was a great performance, Sam, and I actually got a chance to talk to that critic afterward, and he said that I was much improved.
Frasier: Well, there you go.
Sam: Well, I can't wait to go see you next week.
Woody: Oh, well, no, actually I'm not in it anymore, Sam.
Sam: What happened?
Woody: Well, the other actors read my notebook and got upset.
Frasier: Well, Woody, people can be very sensitive.
Woody: Well, I think they're being a little oversensitive. I mean, come on, Dr. Crane, I mean, if you read in my notebook that you were a snobby, know-it-all windbag, would you be upset?
Frasier: Yes, I probably would.
Woody: Oh. [page tears]
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Cliff: Well! Then food for thought.
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Woody: Well, it's probably best you didn't come last night. I've still got to iron out a few bugs.
Cliff: Well, all I can tell you, Woody, is that Ma loved the play. Yeah, I mean, there's something about the idea of sweet old ladies being cold-blooded murderesses. Just seemed to tickle her funny bone. [laughs] All the way home she just laughed and laughed. Matter of fact, I woke up at 3:00 a.m., and there she was sitting in my room in a rocking chair rocking back and forth, staring at me and making this low, guttural chuckle. Boy, does she love the theater.
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